We bet tactical pants can do anything Chuck Norris Action Jeans can do — but better. Seriously.

Do those jeans even have a gusseted crotch? Or would there be a major inseam-blowout? Unfortunately this is an advertisement from the 1980s, and the denim warrior pants are no longer made. They’re not even available on eBay.

It’s too bad because those jeans would have made an excellent Father’s Day gift. Good thing our friends over at Tactical Gear Blog created a Tactical Father’s Day Gift Guide. The list features more than 25 products perfect for that dad who digs tactical pants. Just a reminder, Father’s Day is June 19. Mark those calendars!

Would you wear these action-ready jeans if they were still available?